LATEST NEWS

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  SEP   12 TUESDAY 
2 AIR CONDITIONER UNITS

Jezz and I purchased two air conditioner units... the weather has been just too hot and at one point, unbearable. The house is a heat magnet and superb in the winter but when it gets too hot, we need some help.

  SEP   9 SATURDAY 
WE MAKE A START ON TINTING OUR HOUSE WINDOWS

Jezz and I purchased some window tint film with a smoked blue finish. It took about 3 hours to do the kitchen window panes, and we'll resume again and do some more tomorrow.

  SEP   7 THURSDAY 
AND NOW THE MUDFLAPS ARE IN PLACE

Cleaning the car, for the third time, I realise just how much the dirt shows up on this colour car. In an effort to reduce the splash down the sides, I've invested in a set of mudflaps. They were fairly easy to install.

  AUG   21 MONDAY 
THE CAR MATS ARE HERE

I didn't realise that these were made in America, but had an idea they were made to order. Well, they took about 2 weeks, which is quite reasonable. I'm not blown away by them, but it's early days. They may prove to be better than I originally thought.

  AUG   17 THURSDAY 
NEW EV CABLE ARRIVED

Jezz helps me make the transition from hybrid to all-electric car and buys me a 5m phase 3 cable, no alright, I don't know either... just nod intelligently like I did.

  AUG   7 MONDAY 
COLLECTED NEW CAR

I said goodbye to my favourite car so far, the Toyota C-HR, and picked up my first all electric car, the MG4 Trophy Long Range. It's quirky and because of the colour, clearly a head turner from the five comments from people passing by outside my home, as I was transferring and installing everything from the last car.

  JUL   13 THURSDAY 
A NEW LED CAR SIGN

Having got the Apple CarPlay installed, I discovered that its use of a WiFi connection made my existing LED car sign redundant. So, hopefully with this cheaper and flexible one that requires only Bluetooth, will work in combination.

  JUL   11 TUESDAY 

BRAND NEW CARLINKIT 5.0 INSTALLED

Here's the brand new Apple CarPlay wireless adapter - a device that means we no longer have to plug the iPhone in to the car's dashboard for audio and data.

  JUL   1 SATURDAY 

BRIGHTON STAY OVER

Jezz and I used our complimentary voucher for an overnight stay with Afternoon Tea and breakfast at The Double Trees by Hilton Metropole in Brighton.

RESIDENT PAGES

12 November 1924 - 12 April 2008

"The biggest loss in my life that is... my dear father. He continues to live on inside of me: with his laughter in my mind and his love in my heart. Broken and lost, I spend the never-ending task of picking up the pieces... and re-living some of my most cherished memories that have Dad in them." ~ Wayne 

This section of the website is a tribute to those who have been near and dear to me and that have passed on. 

On Saturday 6th November 2021, Jezz and I got married. It was also a celebration of Jezz's 50th birthday and our 21st anniversary.

This page has links to almost all of the mini-videos that I have created over the years. Some are humorous, some nostalgic or feature a particular event and some are in memory of a loved one.

A controversial page dedicated to men with a certain attraction as they go about their day. As well as my own contributions, many photos that appear are submitted by fans of the page.

Similar to the hm-ma-na page but these photos are from online and feature some naked bottoms too.

This page is all about the cars that I have either had the privilege to drive or ones that I have owned or co-owned. Some of the photos are of the actual car but of the ones where I didn't take a photo at the time, I have had some fun trying to find one that best matches the car.

Here's a page of photos created from using an iPhone app called Halftones that started a trend of photo editing in comic strip style, just for a laff.

waynealton.com has its own recommendations page: if there's a business you're after, then have a look to see if we used a company in the same line of work from someone... if they were fab, they'll be on this page!

We would like to remind our infrequent visitors of the "Previous Quotes" page. Some folk have contributed to waynealton.com over the years without even knowing it! The Previous Quotes page is all about wacky, hysterical, inappropriate and even beautiful statements that have been said by mostly those near and dear.

I'm in love with my underwear.