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Much needed USB multi-charger
With so many gadgets and devices that seem to need charging all the time, I got one of these multi USB sockets, so I’ve got the cables ready for a variety of USB plugs. Look at this lot: USB-CDigital ear camera cleaner, room diffuser, 2 x headbands, USB Microelectric lighter, 2 x power torches, ultra-bright…

I don’t know why but…
I have way too much time on my hands. I stumbled upon a good website for designing and personalising t-shirts and other clothing regalia. I put together this Fruits Of The Loom heavy t-shirt with my rainbow logo on the front left side of the chest. On the right-hand sleeve, the silhouette image of Jezz…

Two more Poppy badges
If you know me, you’ll know that I love collecting rainbow badges and regalia. But i also collect red ribbon and poppy badges too.

Homemade Melon Sorbet
Take a Galia melon, put it through a Ninja CREAMi Ice Cream & Frozen Dessert Maker NC300UK and voilà, you get the most gorgeous and perfect melon sorbet. Ingredients… just melon!

Door Protector for the car
I bought some matching colour rubber seal door protection, and it fits so easily and so nicely. Jezz was suitably impressed and so bought some for his car, too.

Amazon Prime… at it again!
Yesterday, Wednesday 25th June 2025, I ordered this neat picture frame with 35 cut-out squares to display my enamel and plastic rainbow lapel pin badges collection. It has a clear perspex cover that is magnetised to the top two points on the frame.It was £14.99 and the best one yet.

Our angels
I fell in love with this photo on 13th January 2025, when Kelly first sent it to me. I’ve been meaning to get it developed and enlarged. Well, today (Tuesday 24th June 2025), some 5 months later… I finally did it. Since Kelly was young, I’ve always called her my angel, now our angel. When…

So proud of Jake
Our Jakester has done it, this time… On Tuesday 24 June 2025, he sat his theory test and passed. He’s one step closer to being independent, as far the ‘open road’ goes.

New fly screen
Jezz and I installed this new fly screen with open flap for the window handle. We managed to do it without murdering one another, but he came close. The fly screen is held by magnets, and the nifty little flap has a mesh of its own. It was from Amazon and cost £29.90.
Resident Pages

12 November 1924 – 12 April 2008
“The biggest loss in my life that is… my dear father. He continues to live on inside of me: with his laughter in my mind and his love in my heart. Broken and lost, I spend the never-ending task of picking up the pieces… and re-living some of my most cherished memories that have Dad in them.” ~ Wayne

This section of the website is a tribute to those who have been near and dear to me during their life but have now passed on.

On Saturday 6th November 2021, Jezz and I got married. It was also a celebration of Jezz’s 50th birthday and our 21st anniversary.

This page has links to almost all the mini-videos that I have created over the years. Some are humorous, some nostalgic or feature a particular event, and some are in memory of a loved one.

This page is all about the cars that I have either had the privilege to drive or ones that I have owned or co-owned. Some of the photos are of the actual car but of the ones where I didn’t take a photo at the time, I have had some fun trying to find one that best matches the car.

Here’s a page of photos created from using an iPhone app called Halftones that started a trend of photo editing in comic strip style, just for a laff.

waynealton.com has its own recommendations page: if there’s a business you’re after, then have a look to see if we used a company in the same line of work from someone… if they were fab, they’ll be on this page!

New in 2024, Wayne lists his favourite songs of all time.

We would like to remind our infrequent visitors of the “Previous Quotes” page. Some folk have contributed to waynealton.com over the years without even knowing it! The Previous Quotes page is all about wacky, hysterical, inappropriate and even beautiful statements that have been said by mostly those near and dear.

My fascination of the underwear brand Step One has meant that I have collected over 90 pairs since I bought my first pair, 12 April 2022. So far, my collection has cost £1,736.96, but if you include the pairs I’ve bought for Jezz as well, the grand total is £3,112.82, as of February 2025.
I’m in love with my underwear… what can I say?
Other websites

jezzandwayne.com
This website hones in on all that is Jezz and Wayne, lives together, relationships, places and people.

jezzalton.com
This website is Wayne’s husband’s personal website. It contains content all related to Jezz’s life and displays his photography projects across the decades, his brother, Elliot’s artwork and more.
We haven’t watched this yet, but I have watched the movie. So I may give it a go. X