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On Wednesday morning an exceptionally longwinded lunar occasion will assume control throughout the night sky the Super Blue Blood Moon Yes truly
Guerilla marketing at its finest – your quick guide All small businesses should be making an effort to improve their page rankings as our economy of choice is now dominated by search engines. A page rank indicates which page and where on that page your business name and web site appear when someone performs a…
KFC – First time in 2 years
I thought I would get a KFC for Jezz and I, so I purchased a massive Boneless Bucket. I was unaware that it could feed four people. Hahaha. What a gannet.
The tree’s up
Jezz and I spent the evening getting the stuff down from the loft and putting the tree and decorations up.
Movies watched
OK. It’s done. Every movie that I have ever recorded as watching, whether it be in a cinema to watching at home, from as early as 1980 and to the current day… they’re all here. It’s a long alphabetical list of movies (with the words: ‘The’ ‘A’ and ‘An’ ignored). The titles contain links to…
A gorgeous dinner
… but can you guess what it is? Jezz and I prepared this and cooked it for over 5 hours in the slow cooker. It had stock, tomatoes, onions, garlic, brandy, and brandy in the sauce, and it was served with red cabbage and creamy cheesy mash with chives. But do you know what it…
Esme, the wallpaper
When our daughter (The Angel) sent a photo of our granddaughter (The Little Angel), my first thought and comment was wow, wallpaper for the phone, watch, iPad or Mac. I asked Kelly and as I was creating a wallpaper for the Mac, she answered: “Mac.” She’s so gorgeous.
Haircut
Every so often, I realise I’ve been going to the same barbers for over 20 years. I absolutely love them both. Whenever Jezz and I go together, inevitably he’ll sit in Rob’s chair, and I’ll go to Tony’s. We usually go over to the village bakers opposite afterwards, and we treat them to a sausage…
Resident Pages
12 November 1924 – 12 April 2008
“The biggest loss in my life that is… my dear father. He continues to live on inside of me: with his laughter in my mind and his love in my heart. Broken and lost, I spend the never-ending task of picking up the pieces… and re-living some of my most cherished memories that have Dad in them.” ~ Wayne
This section of the website is a tribute to those who have been near and dear to me during their life but have now passed on.
On Saturday 6th November 2021, Jezz and I got married. It was also a celebration of Jezz’s 50th birthday and our 21st anniversary.
This page has links to almost all the mini-videos that I have created over the years. Some are humorous, some nostalgic or feature a particular event, and some are in memory of a loved one.
This page is all about the cars that I have either had the privilege to drive or ones that I have owned or co-owned. Some of the photos are of the actual car but of the ones where I didn’t take a photo at the time, I have had some fun trying to find one that best matches the car.
Here’s a page of photos created from using an iPhone app called Halftones that started a trend of photo editing in comic strip style, just for a laff.
waynealton.com has its own recommendations page: if there’s a business you’re after, then have a look to see if we used a company in the same line of work from someone… if they were fab, they’ll be on this page!
New in 2024, Wayne lists his favourite songs of all time.
We would like to remind our infrequent visitors of the “Previous Quotes” page. Some folk have contributed to waynealton.com over the years without even knowing it! The Previous Quotes page is all about wacky, hysterical, inappropriate and even beautiful statements that have been said by mostly those near and dear.
My fascination of the underwear brand Step One has meant that I have collected over 90 pairs since I bought my first pair, 12 April 2022. So far, my collection has cost £1,602.96, but if you include the pairs I’ve bought for Jezz as well, the grand total is £2,828.82, as of November 2024.
I’m in love with my underwear… what can I say?
Other websites
jezzandwayne.com
This website hones in on all that is Jezz and Wayne, lives together, relationships, places and people.
jezzalton.com
This website is Wayne’s husband’s personal website. It contains content all related to Jezz’s life and displays his photography projects across the decades, his brother, Elliot’s artwork and more.
We haven’t watched this yet, but I have watched the movie. So I may give it a go. X