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  MAR   14 TUESDAY 

NIK'S PRE-BIRTHDAY CURRY & CHILLI NIGHT

We all meet up at Nik's for her birthday. I made and took a slow cooker of chicken curry, Nik made a chilli and Michèle won top prize with her debut and excellent bread and butter pudding.


  FEB   11 SATURDAY  

ZOE AT 40

Jezz and I collect Michele, and head to Central's in Worcester Park to celebrate our niece, Zoe's, 40th birthday.


  FEB   1 WEDNESDAY  

MY NEW KEYSMART iPRO ARRIVES

It's been three weeks, but it's come all the way from the USA so, won't grumble. I had a traditional Keysmart keys holder but upgraded it to one that has the same technology as the Apple AirTag, so has tracking to help find my keys if they go missing. I'm forever pinging my phone from my watch, in the home... so maybe I will use the FindMy feature.


  JAN   27 SATURDAY  

NEW SOFA FOR JEZZ'S ROOM

We had a productive day in IKEA and managed to get a new 2-seater sofa in the back of the car for Jezz's room.


  JAN   24 TUESDAY  

FIVE GUYS - 1ST TIME EVER

Whilst out in Crawley, Jezz and I went to a Five Guys fast food restaurant in Crawley. It was my first time ever. The staff and the food were excellent. The prices not so much, and it was quite a bit more expensive than other places like Wendy's, McDonald's and Burger King, but I have to say... on a par with Wendy's.


  JAN   13 FRIDAY  

SAD NEWS

Today, we learned that Elliot, Jezz's brother, died. He lived in Wisbech, Cambridge, where he was found by a friend, after not receiving any text reply. Jezz and I last visited Elliot there in November 2019. He had been poorly for some years and was too unwell to attend the wedding in November 2021. For now, it's suspected that he may have suffered from cardiac arrest. Elliot was 42.


  JAN   2 MONDAY  

QUEST 2 COMES TO WAYNEALTON.COM

It started with Jezz having one in his room and me being called in to try a level of a particular game/app but now, we have one each and competitive streaks have started to emerge.

I've had my first mishap with the VR headset. I was playing Pistol Whip and doing quite well until, in one round, I had my ammo removed and was forced to punch any oncoming enemy. Now, that was fine until one came at me, quite low down on my right side... I punched low and sent my electric burning oil diffuser flying. It was on and fairly full. Lol.

RESIDENT PAGES

12 November 1924 - 12 April 2008

"The biggest loss in my life that is... my dear father. He continues to live on inside of me: with his laughter in my mind and his love in my heart. Broken and lost, I spend the never-ending task of picking up the pieces... and re-living some of my most cherished memories that have Dad in them." ~ Wayne 

This section of the website is a tribute to those who have been near and dear to me and that have passed on. 

On Saturday 6th November 2021, Jezz and I got married. It was also a celebration of Jezz's 50th birthday and our 21st anniversary.

This page has links to almost all of the mini-videos that I have created over the years. Some are humorous, some nostalgic or feature a particular event and some are in memory of a loved one.

A controversial page dedicated to men with a certain attraction as they go about their day. As well as my own contributions, many photos that appear are submitted by fans of the page.

Similar to the hm-ma-na page but these photos are from online and feature some naked bottoms too.

This page is all about the cars that I have either had the privilege to drive or ones that I have owned or co-owned. Some of the photos are of the actual car but of the ones where I didn't take a photo at the time, I have had some fun trying to find one that best matches the car.

Here's a page of photos created from using an iPhone app called Halftones that started a trend of photo editing in comic strip style, just for a laff.

 

waynealton.com has its own recommendations page: if there's a business you're after, then have a look to see if we used a company in the same line of work from someone... if they were fab, they'll be on this page!

We would like to remind our infrequent visitors of the "Previous Quotes" page. Some folk have contributed to waynealton.com over the years without even knowing it! The Previous Quotes page is all about wacky, hysterical, inappropriate and even beautiful statements that have been said by mostly those near and dear.

I'm in love with my underwear.