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I’ve got an early birthday present
Jezz has bought me a new webcam: The AnkerWork C310 Webcam This is the first 4K AI webcam of its kind. The facial tracking is easily the best feature. It feels solid and of high quality. It sits neatly and professionally on my fabulous widescreen monitor. I love it, thank you, hubby.

Nikki’s 60th bracelet
It was Stacey’s idea for maybe Michèle, Zoe and I to go into a shared gift for Nik’s 60th birthday present as it was quite an expensive bracelet. Nik had remarked that she really liked it. What was amazing, that Michèle suggested trying John Lewis to see if they sold it, and they did, so…

Amanda’s birthday Bonsai tree
Amanda had a Bonsai tree starter kit on her Gifster wish list, so Jezz decided to take it up a notch and buy her a tree from a garden centre instead of one sent through the mail. That way, it felt more personal because we were choosing the actual one. We got a pair of…

CBD Gummy Bears gets a thumbs up from me
Jezz spotted these gummy bears infused with CBD, a chemical component of cannabis. CBD, or Cannabidiol, is renowned for its therapeutic properties in managing anxiety, chronic pain, inflammation, and insomnia. It has the potential to regulate pain relief, mood, and memory, among other physiological and cognitive functions. Look at this list from a website. CBD,…

Wayne’s Articles 4: Cruising could be self-harming
Here’s the fourth episode in my series called: Wayne Articles. This is: 4: Cruising could be self-harming

My new poppy brooch
Amanda came over for the day and bought me a beautiful poppy brooch that has been in my wanted list for ages. I’m so thrilled. How kind of her. Thank you. I shall add it to my collection. Poppy Collection

NEW: Family (70s and 80s) Page
It’s been a long time coming… photos of the family, mainly Michèle, Nik and I as kids. They’re either of us at home, Christmastime or on holiday or at a beach. But other photos consist of us visiting relatives including at Aunty Gwen’s, the odd school photo and photos of others like, Dad, Aunty Gwen,…

Maisie Trollette
Maisie, I’m devastated that you’ve gone but to be fair, you were getting on a bit aye love?Anyone who’s grown up with me will know that I’ve followed Maisie since the days of The Royal Vauxhall Tavern, The Two Brewers, and the circuit in Brighton. I’ve been a huge fan of Maisie. We even showered…

Wayne’s Articles 3: Things Are Not Always As They Seem
Here’s the third episode in my series called: Wayne Articles. This is: Wayne’s Articles 3: Things Are Not Always As They Seem

Lasagne at The Caiger’s
Jezz and I went round to Nik and Caiger’s and met up with Ant and Ciara. We all had a good catch up and great food. Nik cooked a homemade lasagne with salad and fries.
Resident Pages

12 November 1924 – 12 April 2008
“The biggest loss in my life that is… my dear father. He continues to live on inside of me: with his laughter in my mind and his love in my heart. Broken and lost, I spend the never-ending task of picking up the pieces… and re-living some of my most cherished memories that have Dad in them.” ~ Wayne

This section of the website is a tribute to those who have been near and dear to me during their life but have now passed on.

On Saturday 6th November 2021, Jezz and I got married. It was also a celebration of Jezz’s 50th birthday and our 21st anniversary.

This page has links to almost all the mini-videos that I have created over the years. Some are humorous, some nostalgic or feature a particular event, and some are in memory of a loved one.

This page is all about the cars that I have either had the privilege to drive or ones that I have owned or co-owned. Some of the photos are of the actual car but of the ones where I didn’t take a photo at the time, I have had some fun trying to find one that best matches the car.

Here’s a page of photos created from using an iPhone app called Halftones that started a trend of photo editing in comic strip style, just for a laff.

waynealton.com has its own recommendations page: if there’s a business you’re after, then have a look to see if we used a company in the same line of work from someone… if they were fab, they’ll be on this page!

New in 2024, Wayne lists his favourite songs of all time.

We would like to remind our infrequent visitors of the “Previous Quotes” page. Some folk have contributed to waynealton.com over the years without even knowing it! The Previous Quotes page is all about wacky, hysterical, inappropriate and even beautiful statements that have been said by mostly those near and dear.

My fascination of the underwear brand Step One has meant that I have collected over 90 pairs since I bought my first pair, 12 April 2022. So far, my collection has cost £1,736.96, but if you include the pairs I’ve bought for Jezz as well, the grand total is £3,112.82, as of February 2025.
I’m in love with my underwear… what can I say?
Other websites

jezzandwayne.com
This website hones in on all that is Jezz and Wayne, lives together, relationships, places and people.

jezzalton.com
This website is Wayne’s husband’s personal website. It contains content all related to Jezz’s life and displays his photography projects across the decades, his brother, Elliot’s artwork and more.
We haven’t watched this yet, but I have watched the movie. So I may give it a go. X