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SEP 28 WED ARSEAGRAMMANY
waynealton.com proudly introduces arseagrammany, the art of making up rude words out of products with initials in stores and supermarkets. Right... let's have a look then.
SEP 19 MON QUEEN ELIZABETH'S FUNERAL
Today, the world's media covered Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II's funeral. Whilst I've had made a conscious effort to watch none of it, I share the mourning of the nation.
SEP 13 TUE NEW - STEP ONE GET ITS OWN PAGE
Seeing as the new underwear is featuring heavily in my new clothes collection and even more so in my financial spreadsheet, I thought it was about time it had its own webpage.
SEP 12 MON NEW - CHOCOLATE AND THINGS
It's been a long time coming, but the Chocolate and things page is finally here. This is the page that shows what new and/or limited edition chocolate bars and sweets have gone through the HQ of Alton Towers. Some like a wildfire and some with a chorus of 'meh.' Let's take a look.
SEP 6 TUE THE LIMITED EDITION KRISPY KREME JAFFANUT
Being married to a huge Krispy Kreme fan (yes, he's got the app and gets the offers), is troublesome for a diabetic like me. Worst still, I have to sample anything new. These are nice but still preffering the original strawberry glaze.
SEP 8 THU QUEEN ELIZABETH II DIES, AGED 96
Our beloved Monarch, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, passed away today, peacefully at Balmoral Castle, Scotland.
SEP 5 MON NEW: BULGES
We've been running Bottoms Up for a while now and have more than 800 images across 17 galleries. That takes care of 'round the back and so, in keeping with the vulgarity, it made sense to have images of around the front!
AUG 28 SUN ZEN COMES INDOORS AS WELL, NOW
Jezz bought me a water feature for my room and I bought him one, the same! They were reduced in our local garden centre that we love going to... now, there's a sign of gerrin' old, aye?
AUG 27 SAT CHEESECAKE? ABSOLUTELY
Amanda came down to see us and made a fabulous chocolate orange cheesecake. It's massive... and very sickly.... and addictive.
AUG 25 THU ... AND HOME SECURITY, TAKE 6
We upgrade the garden 'Catcam' which was our original ring video doorbell, and will now be a ring Stick Up cam, our 6th and latest edition to the home security.
AUG 17 WED WENT TO MICHÈLE'S FOR DINNER
Jezz and I went to Michèle's for dinner. We had paella, Greek salad & yoghurt, but then had lemon cheesecake with strawberries and cream. Oh, my. I hope Debbie (Diabetic Nurse) isn't reading this. Hehe.
AUG 10 WED AMANDA'S AT IT AGAIN
Amanda comes round, she helps out in the same way Jeff Capes would, she buys doughnuts, treats Jezz to a beautiful solar-powered light sculpture, buys us both a novelty door knocker each... disgusting... hahaha. And then, treats me to two Wade whimsies that she knows I haven't got because she checked on the website first. Very generous. Thanks, Da.
AUG 10 WED NEW GARDEN 2022
Jezz and I have been thinking about re-designing our back garden and finally, we took the plunge, spent what we could afford and bought the gravel, the water feature, the cantilever parasol and some lighting, lanterns and balls. Click on Nobbie The Gnome to see a page blogging all about it.
"The biggest loss in my life that is... my dear father. He continues to live on inside of me: with his laughter in my mind and his love in my heart. Broken and lost, I spend the never-ending task of picking up the pieces... and re-living some of my most cherished memories that have Dad in them." ~ Wayne
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