hector_banner_frontpage

homepage_banner_carousel_ourzengarden

homepage_banner_carousel_driven

homepage_banner_carousel_orderofservicebooks

homepage_banner_carousel_rememberingforever

homepage_banner_carousel_testimonials

homepage_banner_carousel_foodathome

homepage_banner_carousel_occasions

homepage_banner_carousel_ourwedding

Latest News

• 

  Article | Clothing | Hector

  Hector gets a wardrobe refit

  byWayne Alton 12 February 202612 February 2026

  0 Comments

  Jezz goes mad on Temu and the like, and Hector gets a new wardrobe refit. American style baseball t-shirt, two new hoodies; one black security and one grey I love my Dad.

Resident Pages

12 November 1924 – 12 April 2008
“The biggest loss in my life that is… my dear father. He continues to live on inside of me: with his laughter in my mind and his love in my heart. Broken and lost, I spend the never-ending task of picking up the pieces… and re-living some of my most cherished memories that have Dad in them.” ~ Wayne 

On Sunday 27 July 2025, we bought ‘Hector,’ an English Bulldog – Staffordshire Bull Terrier cross. This part of the website is a daily journal since he first came home with us.

This section of the website is a tribute to those who have been near and dear to me during their life but have now passed on.

On Saturday 6th November 2021, Jezz and I got married. It was also a celebration of Jezz’s 50th birthday and our 21st anniversary.

This page has links to almost all the mini-videos that I have created over the years. Some are humorous, some nostalgic or feature a particular event, and some are in memory of a loved one.

This page is all about the cars that I have either had the privilege to drive or ones that I have owned or co-owned. Some photos are of the actual car but of the ones where I didn’t take a photo at the time, I have had some fun trying to find one that best matches the car.

Here’s a page of photos created from using an iPhone app called Halftones that started a trend of photo editing in comic strip style, just for a laff.

waynealton.com has its own recommendations page: if there’s a business you’re after, then have a look to see if we used a company in the same line of work from someone… if they were fab, they’ll be on this page!

New in 2024, Wayne lists his favourite songs of all time.

We would like to remind our infrequent visitors of the “Previous Quotes” page. Some folk have contributed to waynealton.com over the years without even knowing it! The Previous Quotes page is all about wacky, hysterical, inappropriate and even beautiful statements that have been said by mostly those near and dear.

My fascination of the underwear brand Step One has meant that I have collected over 90 pairs since I bought my first pair, 12 April 2022. So far, my collection has cost £1,736.96, but if you include the pairs I’ve bought for Jezz as well, the grand total is £3,112.82, as of February 2025.

I’m in love with my underwear… what can I say?

Other websites

jezzandwayne.com

This website hones in on all that is Jezz and Wayne, lives together, relationships, places and people.

jezzalton.com

This website is Wayne’s husband’s personal website. It contains content all related to Jezz’s life and displays his photography projects across the decades, his brother, Elliot’s artwork and more.