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The most handsome human on the Internet
For me, this is good-looking, personified. His TikTok profile is newmanmarcel, and he is just so perfect.
Car’s first service
Everything checked ok, no faults or issues. Excellent. The videos they use now to inform the customer is brilliant. I’ve had several before with previous cars but never commented but on this occasion, Wilsons Service Centre were so good and thorough and the reception staff were great too. I bought 20 doughnuts for them all,…
New-fill appointment
On Wednesday, 4 September 2024, I attended an appointment in a London hospital for another New-fill treatment. Despite the pain, it’s an excellent treatment and works very similar to Botox.
My beautiful car
Finally, my car is back with me. It went off for repair on 29 July and it was ready yesterday. I wanted to charge the rental car so that I could give it back with the same amount of charge as when it arrived. Everyone at Enterprise Car Rental, South Croydon and Coombe Coachworks, Sutton…
Chinese take away at Nik’s
Meal out: Chinese take away at Nik’sWith Caiger away for the weekend, Jezz and I went round to keep Nik company. We ordered a Chinese from a local takeaway and went to collect it. It was superb. Always nice being there and I spent a lot of time with Harry, too.
Baby Shower
I went to Kelly and Charlie’s baby shower, held at Deb and Jim’s. Apart from the odd gust of wind, the weather held out for us. Leanne was good fun with playing host and quiz master. Jim was on the BBQ and we had chicken kebabs, burgers and hot dogs.Kelly looks almost about to drop.I…
Marmite Puffs
Has anyone tried these? They’re gorgeous. I guess you have to like the Marmite flavour and if you do, then you gotta try these. Be careful you don’t buy the Marmite crisps instead… the packaging looks very similar.
Special day: pub lunch at The Hope
Jezz and I decided to stay local but venture out for a pub lunch. I mentioned a pub that I hadn’t been to for more than 20 years. It is The Hope in Carshalton and it is totally exquisite. An old-fashioned and beautifully maintained bar and saloon area but if you walk around the back…
Resident Pages
12 November 1924 – 12 April 2008
“The biggest loss in my life that is… my dear father. He continues to live on inside of me: with his laughter in my mind and his love in my heart. Broken and lost, I spend the never-ending task of picking up the pieces… and re-living some of my most cherished memories that have Dad in them.” ~ Wayne
This section of the website is a tribute to those who have been near and dear to me during their life but have now passed on.
On Saturday 6th November 2021, Jezz and I got married. It was also a celebration of Jezz’s 50th birthday and our 21st anniversary.
This page has links to almost all the mini-videos that I have created over the years. Some are humorous, some nostalgic or feature a particular event, and some are in memory of a loved one.
This page is all about the cars that I have either had the privilege to drive or ones that I have owned or co-owned. Some of the photos are of the actual car but of the ones where I didn’t take a photo at the time, I have had some fun trying to find one that best matches the car.
Here’s a page of photos created from using an iPhone app called Halftones that started a trend of photo editing in comic strip style, just for a laff.
waynealton.com has its own recommendations page: if there’s a business you’re after, then have a look to see if we used a company in the same line of work from someone… if they were fab, they’ll be on this page!
New in 2024, Wayne lists his favourite songs of all time.
We would like to remind our infrequent visitors of the “Previous Quotes” page. Some folk have contributed to waynealton.com over the years without even knowing it! The Previous Quotes page is all about wacky, hysterical, inappropriate and even beautiful statements that have been said by mostly those near and dear.
My fascination of the underwear brand Step One has meant that I have collected over 90 pairs since I bought my first pair, 12 April 2022. So far, my collection has cost £1,420.23, but if you include the pairs I’ve bought for Jezz as well, the grand total is £2,545.36, as of end of May 2024.
I’m in love with my underwear… what can I say?
Other websites
jezzandwayne.com
This website hones in on all that is Jezz and Wayne, lives together, relationships, places and people.
jezzalton.com
This website is Wayne’s husband’s personal website. It contains content all related to Jezz’s life and displays his photography projects across the decades, his brother, Elliot’s artwork and more.
We haven’t watched this yet, but I have watched the movie. So I may give it a go. X