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 DEC  2 FRI  WENDY'S FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 35 YEARS

I was supposed to be going with sister Nik but that branch wasn't open. Here, in Sutton, I was next door at first in Wilko's and just had to... sorry Nik.

 NOV  16 WED  AMANDA AND I GO TO SEE THE STYLISTICS

Amanda paid for me to go with her to see The Stylistics. They were at G-Live in Guildford. We had a brilliant time, Amanda got front row seats, we took photos and videos, recorded the entire song:'You Make Me Feel Brand New.' We got to shake hands from the edge of the stage with Herb Murrell too.

 NOV  14 MON  BACK TO GUNWHARF QUAYS

Nik and I went back to Gunwharf Quays Outlet Centre. We had a great day, Burger King lunch, did the usual thing, kept an eye out for the odd Christmas gift for loved ones but only treated myself, again!

 NOV  11 FRI  BRIGHTON - A YEAR LATER

One year later, Jezz and I are back in Brighton for old times and new. I bought myself this rainbow coat... init lovely?

 NOV  7 MON  GUNWHARF QUAYS DESIGNER OUTLET - 1ST TIME

Nik, Jezz and I drove all the way to Portsmouth to Gunwharf Quays. Hmm! I'm not sure it was worth the journey. I was expecting much the same as Westfield in White City... and that, it wasn't!

 NOV  6 SUN  JEZZ'S BIRTHDAY

Kelly came round with Jake (Ethan was starting his new job) and we went to Brooklands Hotel 1907. Kelly treated us all to an afternoon tea with sandwiches and cakes and English tea. It was a brilliant afternoon and we all had a really good time. I love seeing Kelly and the boys always and sad I didn't get to see Ethan this time.

 NOV  1 TUE  JEZZ'S ANNIVERSARY GIFT ARRIVES

After Jezz's fabulous gift of a 3D book, that made me go and buy a display cupboard for it, I needed to up my game. I settled on this beautiful rainbow-coloured paper rose. It has the lyrics to It Must Be Love (our song) and 4 individual photo petals at the bottom.

 OCT  22 SAT  SOME GARDEN FURNITURE IN PLACE

Jezz puts the Keter garden furniture together. A table, two-seat sofa, 2 armchairs and two foot/storage stools. There's more to come, a dining table and 2 chairs and 2 storage chests/bench seats. Progress update photos can be viewed on the New Garden page.

 OCT  19 WED  ring FLOODLIGHT SECURITY CAM INSTALLED

The new floodlight and security cam is in place, thanks to my best handyman, Essy. Progress update photos can be viewed on the New Garden page.

 OCT  16 SUN  DECKING INSTALLED

Jim came round and installed the base for the decking and the following day, installed the decking itself. Superb job. Progress update photos can be viewed on the New Garden page.

 SEP  28 WED  ARSEAGRAMMANY

waynealton.com proudly introduces arseagrammany, the art of making up rude words out of products with initials in stores and supermarkets. Right... let's have a look then.

 SEP  13 TUE  NEW - STEP ONE GET ITS OWN PAGE

Seeing as the new underwear is featuring heavily in my new clothes collection and even more so in my financial spreadsheet, I thought it was about time it had its own webpage.

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