Testimonials
byWayne
These are some of the loveliest comments that folk have written/said about me and/or the website…
Yes, alright… it’s blow your own trumpet time… what of it?
If you would like to leave a testimonial, then use the Leave a comment at the bottom of this page or the Contact link or click or tap here.
You’re always there for me and I can always trust you.
Ethan, Grandson
March 2024
It’s guaranteed quality, perfect duration, you’re a nice person, trustworthy and I don’t ever feel like your cheating or conning me.
Jay, FWB
March 2024
I love your positivity, Wayne. It’s infectious.
Laura, Business Associate
February 2024
Thank you both. We love you both so much. Wonderful company, lovely food and a stomach workout from all the larffs!
Kelly, Daughter
December 2023
Thank you for always being there for me. I love you so much.
Ethan, Grandson
December 2023
I love you so much. You mean the world to me. You’re the best Grandad ever.
Jake, Grandson
December 2023
You are amazing. You’ve always been wicked!
I remember coming to yours to do my school projects!
I remember coming to yours to do my school projects!
Anthony, Nephew
December 2023
I do love the way that my girls think of you, like I do, when they’re worried and not sure of how or what to do. They both automatically just message you… thank you for always being there for both of them and helping them.
Nikki, Sister
November 2023
If I could nominate someone for an award of supporting others with anxiety, and survive the day, you would win.
Jay, FWB
September 2023
Great ideas and attitude.
A guy on a dating site
September 2023
I love you, Dad. You and I have the same sort of standards when it comes to respect, morals, behaviours, and love.
When I think about who in my life is most like me, it’s you
I just wanted to tell you that x.
When I think about who in my life is most like me, it’s you
I just wanted to tell you that x.
Kelly, Daughter
April 2023
< During a discussion with my grandson, about my looking old >
You are way too cool to worry about anything like that.
You are way too cool to worry about anything like that.
Ethan, Grandson
January 2023
Thank you for today. Thank you for my lunch and just being with you. You make me feel so much better… you’re more than any Paracetamol or Tramadol or any medication. I love you so much.
Nikki, Sister
November 2022
Jezz showed me what he was having free as a hot lunch in the work’s canteen, owing to it being Partner’s Day. I said: “Nice. You lucky girl.”
He replied: “To have you as a husband.”
He replied: “To have you as a husband.”
Jezz, Husband
July 2022
I wrote to Jezz, in a text: “How’s my husband?”
He replied: “Missing his husband.”
He replied: “Missing his husband.”
Jezz, Husband
June 2022
“I think this Sertraline is working, normally I’d worry what people would think. I actually don’t give a shit for trivial things. My husband is all I need to care about.”
Jezz, Husband
June 2022
It is such a relief for me to have you here. I mean that! Thank you.
Wendy, Life-long friend
March 2022
With you just there, I don’t feel so alone with it all.
Wendy, Life-long friend
February 2022
Jake: “I love you so much, Grandad. I am going to give you the biggest cuddle EVER, when I see you next.”
Me: “Wow. Steady. That nearly made me cry.”
Jake: “Well, I mean it. It came straight from my heart, where I will always be thinking of you and Jezz. Miss you both so much.”
Me: “Wow. Steady. That nearly made me cry.”
Jake: “Well, I mean it. It came straight from my heart, where I will always be thinking of you and Jezz. Miss you both so much.”
Jake, Grandson
January 2022
We got all day together tomorrow, I’m so looking forward to it. Love you, my husband.
Jezz, Husband
December 2021
Your website is a living archive of your life and I could easily get absorbed for several hours, never mind 5 minutes. You kind of cover…well everything. Better than Facebook, much more engaging.
Kiera, Business Associate
November 2021
Thank you so much for such a fun, fun day. My tummy and my ribs are seriously aching from where we laugh so much. I do love you so much.
Nikki, Sister
November 2021
To my Dads, that was the best wedding I’ve been too EVER!
I want to thank you so much for including the boys in your wedding. It meant so much to them (and to me).
This weekend I have been showered in compliments of credit for the boys and I watched them all weekend in an environment with the loveliest people, where they could be themselves. You have shown my boys that anything is possible and love is love, and I am so lucky that they have you both as grandparents.
I love you both forever, and I hope to see you both soon.
I want to thank you so much for including the boys in your wedding. It meant so much to them (and to me).
This weekend I have been showered in compliments of credit for the boys and I watched them all weekend in an environment with the loveliest people, where they could be themselves. You have shown my boys that anything is possible and love is love, and I am so lucky that they have you both as grandparents.
I love you both forever, and I hope to see you both soon.
Kelly, Daughter
November 2021
…anyone to spoil your friendship is mad, you’re a very, very special friend…
Nikki, Sister
November 2021
I may not say it often enough, but thank you for always being there when I need you. You’re the best and I love you.
Amanda, Sister
November 2021
Thank you. You always have the right things to say and you always have the answers. Do I drive you absolutely nuts by relying on you so much for the answers and always the right advice? I don’t want to ever get on your nerves.
Nikki, Sister
October 2021
I love you so, so much. I think about you every, every single day. In fact, quite a few times a day. I just think I’m so lucky to have a brother like you. I am absolutely The Luckiest Girl In The World.
I adore you and I just love you and I just love being with you and spending time with you… it’s better than a night out with friends. I just love you, love you, love you. Have a lovely day.
I adore you and I just love you and I just love being with you and spending time with you… it’s better than a night out with friends. I just love you, love you, love you. Have a lovely day.
Nikki, Sister
September 2021
Hey Grandad, I haven’t seen you in a while and when I saw this I thought of you because you always shine love on us every time we visit, miss you so much.
It reads: Have you ever met someone that was sunshine in human form?
It reads: Have you ever met someone that was sunshine in human form?
Jake, Grandson
August 2021
I bet you could write a book with your stories! I love your attitude to life, mate — top geezer!
Dan, a hook-up app
June 2021
Awe, I love you so very much. Thank you for my flowers; they’re beautiful. I loved today, as always. You always make me happy.
Nikki, Sister
June 2021
Still in my heart.
Dave B, Ex-partner
February 2021
You’re always there for me and that means so much, I don’t think you realise. I know I’m a nightmare.
Amanda, Sister
January 2021
You are such a great support to me. I really appreciate it.
Amanda, Sister
December 2020
Thank you for being so supportive. You really are the best brother I could wish for.
Amanda, Sister
November 2020
Hey, you’re the bloody best bruv. I just love ya more and more. Awe! Thanks for helping Zo out.
Nikki, Sister
October 2020
I am writing to thank you for your tireless efforts… I have been amazed and impressed by your contributions… and I am really impressed to see how the service was doing this through your website…
I would like to thank you for everything you do, and have done for so many years… it has made a real difference to our patients and I know it is greatly appreciated by the clinic staff.
I would like to thank you for everything you do, and have done for so many years… it has made a real difference to our patients and I know it is greatly appreciated by the clinic staff.
Jacqueline Totterdell, Chief Executive
June 2020
I can’t tell you how proud I am of the way you’ve completely revolutionised the website (not this website, by the way) — it’s now such a brilliant front door for the service. It’s such a great template going forward, and I think it’s important that we hold ourselves to the standard that you have set.
Bernard, Business Associate
June 2020
One of the funniest people I know.
Barbara, Ex-colleague and friend
April 2020
Why are you so weird?
Lila, Great Niece
February 2020
Thank you for being so understanding, it’s very rare to chat to a guy like yourself, you seem a really nice guy.
Phil, on a dating app
February 2020
OMG, Wayne, you’re so kind. I have very few special people around me, and you’re one of them.
Tim, Life-long friend
November 2019
Thank you for being an amazing human being.
A guy on hook up app
October 2019
You never fail to make me laugh. I love you.
Vicki, Life-long friend
October 2019
Thank you for listening to me earlier… it really helps, talking to you. You have such a way of making me feel calm. You seem to understand.
Mother
September 2019
Just read the email, you’re great as always and I don’t think there is anyone who can think and write as good as you.
Tim, Life-long friend
August 2019
Thanks. You always make me feel better when I talk to you.
Nikki, Sister
May 2019
Thank you for today, well, every day, really. You have no idea how much of a support you are to me. Love you.
Amanda, Sister
April 2019
Thanks love… for always being there… you’re the best.
I know we missed lots growing up, but I’m glad you’re in my life now. Love you.
I know we missed lots growing up, but I’m glad you’re in my life now. Love you.
Amanda, Sister
April 2019
You make me proud… give me hope… you are strong and a survivor.
A guy from a hook-up app
March 2019
Dad, what you did for us yesterday absolutely blew us away, it was so funny and then made me cry.
Kelly, Daughter
March 2019
Amazing video, you certainly caused the tears to flow. The poem at the end was simply beautiful. Kelly was so overwhelmed by what you did.
Deborah, Friend of daughter
March 2019
I had such a good time, laughed so much, and that’s because of you. I love your company.
Michèle, Sister
February 2019
I know I can trust you 100%, always.
Michèle, Sister
December 2018
You are a star, Wayne, and I’m proud to say I know you.
Dawn, Friend
October 2018
I have this grandad
He is super funny
I laugh so hard it hurts my tummy
Acting like a child,
His fashion sense is wild,
He always gives me treats
And he plays cool beats
I wish I could see him more
But unfortunately, I’m very poor
I rely on my mum to drive me there
To show him that we care
He always gives me hugs and kisses
And special grandad wishes
I wish he could be my brother
And not father to my mother
I love my Grandad Wayne
He takes away the rain
He is super funny
I laugh so hard it hurts my tummy
Acting like a child,
His fashion sense is wild,
He always gives me treats
And he plays cool beats
I wish I could see him more
But unfortunately, I’m very poor
I rely on my mum to drive me there
To show him that we care
He always gives me hugs and kisses
And special grandad wishes
I wish he could be my brother
And not father to my mother
I love my Grandad Wayne
He takes away the rain
Jake, Grandson
July 2018
My favourite thing about my dad is he doesn’t just listen to respond, he listens to understand.
Kelly, Daughter
July 2018
I love you so much, Dad. Everyone said such lovely things about you today. I was so proud. You have been a key support for Mum.
Kelly, Daughter
April 2018
You really are so special and thoughtful and clever. I love you with all my heart.️
Nikki, Sister
March 2018
Thank you, Cinders… you’re a real friend.
Gary, ex-FWB
December 2017
Thank you so much for today, I absolutely loved every second.
Ethan, Grandson
December 2017
That was fantastic, and I’m so glad we got to see Jezz too. Love you so much. The boys are so happy. Ahh Dad, I nearly cried watching them hug you, so much love. You are very generous and we love you immensely.
Kelly, Daughter
December 2017
Hi Grandad Wayne, it’s Jake. Love you so much. You’re the best…
You’re the best Grandad that has ever been invented in the big wide world.
You’re the best Grandad that has ever been invented in the big wide world.
Jake, Grandson
December 2017
Just remember whatever age you are, you are a warm caring loving loveable person.
Amanda, Sister
April 2017
You make me laugh like I haven’t laughed for a long time and I love you for it.
Amanda, Sister
March 2017
You are indeed a very pleasant fellow and uber-sexy too. Hugs and kisses.
Richard, Friend
December 2016
I would say he’s my bestest closest-ever buddy in the whole wide world who totally gets me and understands me. We have the most amazing bond. I love him like one of my children, from the moment I struggled to lift him out of his cot in our house in Tolworth when he was about 8/9 months and I was 3’ish. I held him tight and close to my heart knowing I would always hold him there and protect him forever and ever.
Nikki, Sister
December 2016
I trust you with my life.
Wendy, Life-long friend
May 2016
I love you with all my heart. Thank you for always being there for me and all your extra love and support.
Nikki, Sister
February 2016
I think that your website is the best and may I add that you are an absolute hero. You have given me a couple of hours of joy.
Lucy from Derby, a website viewer
January 2016
Dad, I want to say a happy new year to you now. As it won’t be possible later. You have had such a change this year and your anxiety and worry that you had, you faced it and made the big move. You’ve got a wonderful home and now Jezz in work and you’ve faced all the challenges for the better.
I love you and I hope 2016 is a healthy happy year for you
I love you and I hope 2016 is a healthy happy year for you
Kelly, Daughter
December 2015
Thank you so much. You know everything, Wayne.
Irene, Friend
July 2015
You really are my best friend and the main one in my life. I rely on you too much sometimes, like this week… you’ve been so patient and kind with me while I’ve been stressing about with this bloody paperwork. I love you so much with all of my heart… I really don’t know what I would do without you. Thank you for being my brother and best buddy
Nikki, Sister
December 2014
I really love you. I seriously don’t know what I would do without you. You’re the only one in my whole life that’s always understood me and totally gets me and is there for me. Thank you.
Nikki, Sister
March 2014
It’s not happiness I lack, I think it’s security and you give that to me… Awww, Dad, I love you so much. You install strength in me that I can’t get from anyone else.
Kelly, Daughter
July 2013
Wayne is a wonderful spirit and a really true mate to have around. Cousin Chris loves your wit – as we all do – and it’s all clean. Well done Wayneeee (as Mags would say).
Irene, Friend
January 2013
Wayne, you really made a difficult day something to remember with a smile on your face. Thank you x
Chris H, Friend
January 2013
I was thinking of you last week when a friend of mine was wishing she had a gay friend (watching too much Sex And The City), and I said proudly; I have the best gay friend, and I’m not sharing. Lol.
Melanie, Life-long friend
January 2012
I love you! And your crispy lasagne. I can’t wait to see you. You relieve my headache just thinking about you.
Kelly, Daughter
January 2012
You are the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.
Jezz, Husband
September 2011
I want you to know that you’ve been better than a best friend to me of late and I will always need you
Kelly, Daughter
February 2011
Thank you for your help this morning. I really do value our friendship and think how lucky I am with you in my life…
David W, Life-long friend
February 2011
I don’t think anyone would have a problem liking you, Wayne.
Dr Wai Yee Ho
February 2011
Hey dad, just want to say that I find you very insightful and I love listening to you when you’re advising me; you always help me step outside myself and look at things clearly. Thank you and love you
Kelly, Daughter
October 2010
You are so intelligent about many many things and all this must have moulded who you are and how you think today, which I believe is fantastic, I love who you are and so do many others.
Kelly, Daughter
September 2010
You’re unique, one of a kind, special, incomparable and totally fantabulosa. I am proud to call you my best mate.
David J, Life-long friend
July 2010
I love how you have updated your website. It’s clear and you have put a lot of time and effort into it as well as a few tears.
Jamie, Friend
June 2010
I love you with all my heart just the way you are. Becoming closer to you has meant more to me than you’ll ever know and I can honestly say you make me smile and laugh more than any other bloke on this Earth!
Kelly, Daughter
June 2010
No one in this world makes me feel so safe, supported and understood as you do, that’s more than a friend, it’s being my dad and I feel you do it so well. Love you and thank you.
Kelly, Daughter
June 2010
You are the nicest human being I have ever had the pleasure to meet and the only life form from Carshalton Boys I have kept in touch with. My daughter has got a hamster that looks like you and she calls it Wayne!
Lee C, School friend
December 2009
Oh, Wayne, you have a habit of cheering me up from the depressive pit of life I wallow in from time to time…like a life jacket of friendship, you keep me from drowning in dribbling lunacy.
David J, Life-long friend
June 2009
I love you, Mr Alton, you never fail to bring a smile to my face!
Emma, Friend
May 2009
That was the funniest night I’ve had for a long time last night. Thanks once again for your company. Once again you’ve brought a smile to my face. All this time you’ve been at the other end of a piece of fibre and the light didn’t shine! How’s that?
Gaz, a hook-up
Wayne’s website is witty, sharp and from the heart. All the best and keep up the good work.
Chris W, Ex-workmate
June 2008
I get to certain points in my life and I need you. Christ, I want to snog you.
Dave B, Ex-partner
February 2008
Hi, thanks again to you and Jezz. I don’t know what I would do without your help. You’ve always got the answers and help me. Love ya’ lots and lots.
Nikki, Sister
December 2007
Wayne… you always make me smile.
Diane S, Relative of a friend
July 2007
Take care and drive carefully… I couldn’t do without you!
Dad
July 2007
Just wanted to say a very big thank you for coming over and sorting me out. Your technical services are excellent and you make problems so easy to solve and float away.
Irene, Friend
March 2007
The website is fabulous and if I’m feeling a little low, I go straight to the millions of jokes.
David W, Life-long friend
February 2007
Thanks, lover, you’re number 1
Tim, Life-long friend
November 2006
Waynie, I love your website. It’s fantabulous! I love you lots and think of you often.
Kate, Friend
November 2006
Yes, but the only one I trust and love lots as my true friend, is you. You have never hurt me and you know when I am not joking and you know when not to wind me up.
Nick, Life-long friend
October 2006
…it’s just Wayne knows me so well and he manages to keep me sane. I just trust him so much and know that what he says to me is for my own good ‘cos he would never hurt me, that’s why I turn to him.
Noel, Ex-partner
July 2006
Thanks. You’re my star. Love you so much, miss you when I am far away.
Nick, Life-long friend
July 2006
You make me happy always. I’m truly lucky to have someone as special as you in my life.
Simon, Ex-lover
June 2006
You have perfect skin.
Scott, Friend
June 2006
Fabulous website… just like the man himself!
Emma, Friend
June 2006
Wayneeeee..you’re a f***ing genius. As always…..Thank you. Love Maggie x
Maggie, Life-long Friend
May 2006
Well, you’ll certainly win the Gorgeous Grandad competition at Butlins…
Mike O, a hook-up and friend
April 2006
You and I were ‘right couple, wrong time’… we could have been beautiful, but now we’re beautiful friends.
Nigel, Ex-hook-up and friend
April 2006
I don’t think you realise how much you sparkle … you do and you ooze sexual energy.
Mike K, Friend
March 2006
He’s just such a fantastic guy, I can see why you’re so fond of him.
Brenden, Online pal
January 2006
Thanks, Waynie…you are my star. I appreciate it… Thanks for being such a fantastic friend to my buddy and such a wonderful friend to me. You are one in a trillion and I also love you, Waynie… I love and appreciate all that you do for me.
Karel, Friend
December 2005,
Why do I miss you when you’re not next to me? Thanks for all you do for me
Nick W, Life-long friend
November 2005
I love you so much. I don’t know what I would do without you.
Nikki, Sister
I think Wayne’s website is great and it gets better and better all the time. Keep up the good work, Wayne.
Mark F, Friend
May 2005
I think it’s bloody marvellous… best site on the web and that Wayne and Jezz are terrific… oh what else was I supposed to say, Wayne? I forgot! Oh yes, and Wayne is the best person in the whole world.
Jeff, Friend
February 2005
Well, I bow to your sites superior content to mine – ok? There’s nothing more to say.
Gavin, Life-long friend
December 2004
You’ve got everything here, haven’t you? News, updates, funnies, memorabilia, tributes and special offers from your shopping trips. Most entertaining. Ever thought of running your own web-based radio station?
Pete, Ex-partner and Friend
October 2004
I have become an addict to this site. Nothing more to say, is there? Even though we don’t talk often, it’s nice to know that you are there and nice to have a friend like you, Wayne.
Afife, Friend
August 2004
Your site, Wayne, is always full of interesting facts and pictures and a joy to read. As I don’t always get the chance to see or chat with you, it’s a great way to keep up with what you’ve been doing. You’re a fantastic guy, Wayne and I hope that we can always be friends.
Paul H, a hook-up
Wayne, like yourself, I find your website fun, interesting, full of life and your personality oozes from every section. It’s well thought out and… well… just brilliant.
David J, Life-long friend
August 2004
I’m lying here in bed thinking about all the things I like about you and it’s making me happy. I love you so very much Wayneee.
Vicki, Life-long friend
June 2003
Thanks for listening. You seem to know how I’m feeling (and why) more than I do…
Nikki, Sister
May 2003