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Just Me
This collection of photos are of just me.
2021 - At IKEA
There was one of these display things to have a selfie at. This lady, who was having her photo taken there, took this photo when I commented that she looked fab.
2020 - With multi-coloured face mask
This selfie of me with my new multi-coloured sequinned face mask was taken at the clinic, St. George's Hospital, Tooting.
2020 - Garden lockdown
Me staying at home, in the garden during the 2020 coronavirus pandemic lockdown.
2020 - Funsize
This is the t-shirt that sister Amanda bought me for my birthday.
2019 - At Brighton Pavilion
On one of the many days out to Brighton with Jezz, pictured here standing outside the Pavilion, looking about 70 years old.
2019 - Dark with tattoo
Trying out one the filters on the iPhone - Stage Light Mono.
2018 - Brighton Pier
Me on a day out with Jezz, to Brighton on the pier, March 2018.
2018 - At Botley Hill tea room
A lunch trip out to Botley Hill Farmhouse tea room with Jezz.
2017 - The Grasshopper, Westerham
Me in the pub garden of The Grasshopper on Westerham Road, Westerham, July 2017.
2016 - Sophisticated in glasses
Me, at home, trying to look sophisticated in my reading glasses.
2015 - With Desperados
Me at home with a bottle of Desperados.
2015 - Coombe Lodge
At the Beefeater, Coombe Lodge on 9 April 2015 with Jezz.
2014 - World AIDS Day
This photo was taken for AIDS awareness on World AIDS Day 2014.
2013 - At Il Laghetto
In the Italian restaurant, Il Laghetto in Ewell Village with Jezz, Michele and Nikki, September 2013.
2013 - A typical image
A typical image of me at home, in front of the telly with my headphones on.
2013 - Charity Shopping
Out shopping in charity shops in Banstead and Reigate, Simon snaps a photo of me trying on a pair of glasses with windscreen wipers attached.
2012 - Onesie, Christmas
During the fading trend of the Onesie, here I am in one of mine!
2011 - At Kelly's
Taken at Kelly's house, Christmas 2011.
2010 - At the hairdresser's
At a hairdresser's in Epsom having me hair tinted, 2010.
2010 - At Lizz's For A BBQ
An afternoon with Lizz, Vicki and Cerys; Jezz and me have a BBQ in Lizz's garden, July 2010. This photo was taken by Lizz.
2010 - Headphones
Not sure if this was between calls or waiting for some music to download, but definitely sat in front of the PC, 2010.
2010 - 43rd Birthday Lunch
Celebrating my 43rd birthday by staying home and cooking Sunday lunch with Jezz, Simon and Andrew.
2010 - Changing Faces
4 passport sized photos through the ages, top left was Wayne at about 17, bottom left is about 25, top right is around 30 and about 40 in the bottom right.
2010 - Asleep in hospital
Dozing off in the hospital, waiting for Jezz to be released so I can take him home.
2009 - Ikea hat
They seriously were selling this hat in Ikea, 2009.
2009 - Torcross Tank
Another of Jezz's and my excursions, this time with Daddy David and we were in Devon. We visited Torcross, 2009.
2009 - The Long Man Of Wilmington
Me on a fence, with the view of The Long Man of Wilmington behind, in 2009.
2009 - Visiting Nick
At Nick's place on his bed, 2009.
2009 - England hat
I don't know why but this page of photos does seem to have a theme of me posing in shops, with a hat on! Here's another one, this time in Sainsbury's, around 2009.
2009 - Westerham Green
Me out with David in Westerham village, 2009.
2009 - In the Megane CC
Melanie took this photo of me, posing and driving in the Megane, with the roof down, 2009.
2008 - In the Lamborghini
Behind the steering wheel of the fabulous Lamborghini Gallardo, 2008.
2008 - In a milk float
At Brooklands Museum, in an old milk float, 2008.
2008 - Brooklands Museum
At Brooklands Museum in 2008, this is me at the doorway of Concorde.
2008 - Two old bangers
I thought this car was was part of the museum - it wasn't!
2008 - In a Harrier cockpit
At Brooklands Museum and I'm in the cockpit of a Harrier jump jet, 2008.
2008 - Bentley Wildfowl Motor Museum
Jezz and I went to the Bentley Wildfowl Motor Museum in July 2008.
2008 - In the bathroom
Another naff selfie, me in the bathroom at Cambridge Gardens, 2008.
2008 - On Tim's boat
Aboard Tim's boat, at Newhaven, 2008.
2008 - Arundel
A beautiful day out with Jezz, and a well-earned break and cuppa in a tea shop in Arundel, around 2008.
2008 - Mayfair restaurant
Between chauffeur jobs, Nick W and I are in a restaurant in West London, around 2008. And no, it wasn't a paid job... it was helping out and having the opportunity to drive a fabulous car, the BMW 760Li.
2008 - Portaloo
Outrageous! A mock picture... as if I would be seen in a public loo... leave it! Photo taken by David at Moorhouse, Westerham, 2008.
2008 - In the bathroom
A Selfie, in the bathroom, 2008.
2007 - Topless In the kitchen
In the kitchen with Jezz, on a warm Summer's afternoon in 2007.
2007 - It's the T-Shirt
Check out the camp funny t-shirt.
2007 - In Nick's kitchen
This photo of me was taken by Nick W, in his kitchen in Sutton around 2007.
2007 - 40th Birthday Cake
At the family meal out celebrating my 40th birthday at the Beefeater Tattenham Corner, here I am blowing out the candles.
2007 - Always And Forever, Named Star
I'm celebrating my 40th birthday with friends in a local restaurant. Here, I'm posed holding the framed picture of my own named star, 'Wayne Alton 'Always And Forever.'' a gift from Lizz, Vicki and Kate.
2007 - 40th Birthday With Friends
At Park Place Beefeater restaurant with 36 guests, I celebrate my 40th birthday, April, 2007.
2007 - Spray Tan
Well - it was a 40th birthday gift from Pete - a spray tan and I went for the darkest orange that they did, April 2007.
2007 - Vest
I have always worn a vest under jumpers, hoodie tops and shirts.
2007 - In the study
Taken in my room, often referred to as the red room or the study at Cambridge Gardens, 2007.
2006 - Henry's Table
On one of the many meals out, Wayne sat in Henry's Table restaurant, around 2006.
2006 - At the Beefeater
At the Beefeater restaurant at Tattenham Corner with David and Jezz, 2006.
2006 - At Nick's
Looking fierce there! Nick took this photo.
2006 - Copenhagen Hotel
In the hotel room, in Copenhagen, Denmark with Jezz and Nick, 2006
2006 - At Copenhagen Airport
Nick W, Jezz and I went to Denmark for a business venture and it was the first time I had flown for 9 years (and then the last).
2006 - At Simon's
Taken by Simon at his place in Warlingham, the year I met him, 2006.
2006 - Driving a Bentley Arnage
Another of the many nice cars that I've had the privilege to drive, here in the Bentley Arnage. Photo taken by Nick.
2005 - What Is It Now?
Me at one of my many visits to the clinic.
2005 - Boat Trip, Brighton
David, Jezz, Pete and I all decide to take a boat trip around the harbour of Brighton Marina that went down to the old West Pier and back, 2005.
2005 - Smelling a Knickerbocker Glory
I thought it sounded odd when someone said 'smell it'.
2005 - At Stacey's 18th
In a restaurant with the family for Stacey's 18th birthday.
2005 - Brighton Pride
Whilst snapping photos of everything in St. James Street, Brighton during one Brighton Pride festival, 2005, David Jack captures me taking photos.
2005 - New Europe Hotel, Brighton
In the hotel room at The New Europe Hotel, Brighton, 2005. Pete took this photo.
2005 - In pants, New Europe Hotel, Brighton
In the hotel room of the New Europe hotel, Brighton. Pete took this photo, 2005.
2005 - Brighton Beach
The year was 2005, month of June and we met with Daddy David for the first time. Here I am on the beach, in front of Duke's Mound, Brighton.
2005 - The Bulldog, Brighton
Out for a drink with Pete at The Bulldog pub in St. James Street, Brighton, June 2005.
2005 - Legends, Brighton
Rosie cheeks, me, drinking in the Legends bar, Brighton, 2005.
2005 - At Maggie's
Around 2005, an evening at Maggie and Dave's in West Wickham.
2003 - In the Radisson Edwardian hotel, Vanderbilt, West London
Another of Jezz and my mini-breaks and here I am in a hotel room at The Vanderbilt, Kensington, West London, 2003.
2003 - Shirley Hills
For a website profile, Jezz and I, along with David Jack for some of the other more x-rated shots, do a photo shoot at Shirley Hills in 2003.
2002 - Piccadilly Circus
This photo, taken by Jezz around 2002, was of Wayne standing opposite the Eros statue in Piccadilly Circus, London
2001 - Charlwood Cafe
Me at a cafe in Charlwood, around 2001.
2000 - Woodcote Road at Christmastime
During his time at Woodcote Road, this is when I came out of hospital in June but was still very thin from pneumonia, even at Christmas, 2000.
2000 - At Woodcote Road
At the flat in Woodcote Road, around 2000.
1999 - Driving the Clio
At the driving wheel of my much-loved Renault Clio, I'm in Carshalton, 1999. This was taken outside sister Nikki's when she lived at Duke Of Edinburgh Road.
1997 - Corfe Castle
Pete and me taking a holiday in Wareham, Dorset and I'm stood at the entrance of Corfe Castle, around 1997. This photo was taken by Pete.
1997 - 4 Poster Bed
Whilst holidaying in Wareham, Dorset, 1997, Pete and I had a luxury suite with a four poster bed.
1995 - Lost In France
Having a drink with Sarah B in France, on a day trip with others, around 1995.
1992 - Chislehurst Caves Cafe
In the cafe at Chislehurst Caves, around 1992.
1989 - Fag On In Bed
Along time ago, around 1989, this was me - when I smoked, lying on the bed in the bedsit, in Carshalton Beeches.
1984 - The night Kelly was born
Memorable time, celebrating Kelly being born, this is me at the shop in Westmead Cleaners in Dad's chair - half drunk the evening of 27th December 1984, the day Kelly was born.
1986 - It's the shorts
Me with Tzara and Dad, outside Dad's at Durand Close, 1986.
1982 - 15 years old in school uniform
Dating back to as far as 1982, this was me at Jay Fry's house one lunch time, in full school uniform... how smart!
1982 - Me in school uniform aged 14
1982 and at Carshalton High School for Boys, bucking the system by not wearing a standard white school shirt and instead wearing one from Dickie Dirts.
1980 - Radio Lollipop
Me in the Radio Lollipop DJ'ing days, photographed here with co-presenter, Evelyn, interviewing a patient.
1978 - Christmas at Aunty Gwen's
Christmas 1978 - sitting playing cards with the family at Aunty Gwen's house in New Malden, me, next to my new tape deck that I got for Christmas, bought by Dad.
1978 - School photo
Oh dear. Me at around age of 11, and a school photo from Camden Junior School, around 1978.
1977 - School photo
Ok... stop it now! Me at around age of 10, and a school photo from Camden Junior School, around 1977.
1976 - Christmastime
Me at Christmastime, around 1976, in Gran's house at Westmead Road, Sutton. There's that gramophone. For anyone born after 1980, that's a record player, a radio and a piece of furniture, all in one! A record player, you ask? Never mind.
1976 - School photo
Me, at around age of 9, and a school photo from Camden Junior School, around 1976.
1975 - Hello sailor
Me in my sailor's hat, around 1975.
1973 - Rustington Prom
A more cute photo of me - aged around 6 years and taken whilst on holiday in Rustington, 1973
1973 - Me at 6
Me, at the tender age of around 6 years old - awe!
1972 - Me at 5
Me - at the tender age of around 5 years old - awe!