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This page contains links to other areas of the website.


Here's a collection of stories that Wayne has been able to use many a time as an amusing anecdote in a social surrounding.


The unique webpage containing arseagrams. These are a collection of images where products with initials on shop shelves are rearranged to make rude words.


Wayne's own opinions on who is best at, the most... of the people he knows.

example: Best person to duet at karaoke with... David.


These confectionary delights are either new or a limited edition to an existing bar or packet of something. It's also a competition between some family members to see and buy them first, before everyone else. They have to prove it by taking a photo of them with it.

example: Cadbury Cherry Ripe?


Here's some of Wayne's collectibles.

example: red poppies and rainbow enamel pin badges,


This section of the website lists some interesting (and maybe not so interesting) facts or points of interests in Wayne's life.

example: Whilst driving in London, Wayne once gave way at a zebra crossing for The Who frontman legend and actor Roger Daltrey.


All places of eatery experienced and includes reviews. These range from good old café grub to fine dining, and everything in between.


We all have favourite something's, meal, chocolate, pop band, singer, TV show. This is a list of Wayne's favourite's.

example: Favourite song: It Must Be Love by Labi Siffre.


Here, Wayne gets to rant about anything and everything that really gets him mad or just finds irritating.

example: Video Recording from a Mobile Phone in Portrait

Why? You have the choice to record action, by getting as much of the scene in the shot as possible, and yet everyone just films a narrow and tall version, which looks useless on a different device, like a TV or a computer monitor.


A page of non-offensive jokes, some classics, Dad jokes and maybe one or two you've never heard before.

example: “Tomorrow is Jamaican Hairstyle Day… I'm dreading it!”


Originally called Halftones, these are existing photos with captions and sometimes speech and thought balloons added.


This is one of the oldest pages on the site, it's all about either ironic and ridiculous phrases or sayings, based on who said them or there are some clever one-liners.

example: "Big knob is ok, only if you have one, not if you are one!"


This is my collection of professional cooks knives.


The collection of my underwear. They're called Step One and I love them.


There are a lot of annoying and irritating sayings that get embedded into the world's conversations, some of them cute but most are repetitive and unnecessary.

example: I'M NOT BEING RUDE BUT... - This line is always followed by something said that is highly offensive or rude.


The history of waynealton.com and what started it all. 


Warning: this page of x-rated but very funny jokes may cause offence. Please keep in mind, that if you continue to this page and get offended... well then it's your own silly fault. TUT.


The jokes on this webpage are offensive. Please DO NOT read any further if you're remotely offended by rude and offensive jokes.


A collection of quotes referencing what happens as we all get too old.

example: When you bend over, you look for something else to do while you're down there.