Arseagrams
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Yet more fun caper and mayhem at the hands of what Wayne is calling… comedy gold.
The following are mostly photos taken by Wayne (but not all, some of you are submitting them, thanks) of images that are products sold on shop shelves that have initials. waynealton.com has proudly called people who do these, arseagrammanists, and it is the art of arseagrammany.

Asda, A3 and we’re re-arranging the ceramics again. This time, it’s mugs.

Taken by Wayne in B&M, Crawley

Asda, A3 and we’re re-arranging the ceramics again. This time, it’s bowls.

And once again… Jake triumph’s in with two more. Bringing in the Christmas cheer with ASS, made from the initials and displayed beautifully on Christmas stockings. Excellent.

Taken by Wayne in Matalan, Croydon

Taken by Wayne in Hobbycraft, Croydon

And another from Jake… COCK from these four initialled mugs. Superb.

Taken by Wayne in Tesco, New Malden

Taken by Wayne in B&M, Crawley

I saw this one online.

Taken by Wayne in a boutique shop in Brighton

Taken by Wayne in Matalan, New Malden

Arranged and taken by Wayne in Knights Garden in Woldingham

Taken by Richard and Vicki. Thanks


And another find from my grandson, Jake. Thanks handsome… it’s a belter!

It’s back to B&M in Crawley.

Arranged and taken by Wayne in Knights Garden in Woldingham

Taken by Wayne in Tesco, New Malden

Thanks to Zoe for submitting this one.

Hahahaha. Thanks to Lizz for this one. Excellent. And notice how there are no vowels out on display?


Arranged and taken by my wonderful grandson. Superb. Glad to see the tradition continuing through the generations.

Taken by Richard and Vicki. Thanks

Taken by Wayne in B&M, Crawley

Taken by Richard and Vicki. Don’t try denying it… your reflections are most of the mugs. Lol. Thanks

Taken by Wayne in B&M, Crawley

Taken by Wayne in B&M, Crawley

I saw this one online.

Taken by Wayne in a boutique shop in Brighton

Taken by Wayne in B&M, Crawley

I saw this one online, through Facebook. I left the watermark in the image, respectfully.

Still in Asda on the A3 and these are hanging letter for the Christmas tree.,

Arranged and taken by Wayne in Tesco’s Sutton

Arranged and taken by Wayne in Tesco’s Sutton

Started by Jezz, and photographed by Wayne in Pricebusters, Wallington