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Yet more fun caper and mayhem at the hands of what Wayne is calling… comedy gold.
The following are mostly photos taken by Wayne (but not all, some of you are submitting them, thanks) of images that are products sold on shop shelves that have initials. waynealton.com has proudly called people who do these, arseagrammanists, and it is the art of arseagrammany.
Arse in mugs Asda, A3 and we’re re-arranging the ceramics again. This time, it’s mugs.
ARSE in festive slippers Taken by Wayne in B&M, Crawley
Arse in bowls Asda, A3 and we’re re-arranging the ceramics again. This time, it’s bowls.
Ass And once again… Jake triumph’s in with two more. Bringing in the Christmas cheer with ASS, made from the initials and displayed beautifully on Christmas stockings. Excellent.
BOLLOCKS in candle jars Taken by Wayne in Matalan, Croydon
CLUNGE in wooden letters Taken by Wayne in Hobbycraft, Croydon
Cock And another from Jake… COCK from these four initialled mugs. Superb.
COCK in China mugs Taken by Wayne in Tesco, New Malden
COCK in festive mugs Taken by Wayne in B&M, Crawley
Cock I saw this one online.
COONT in make up purses Taken by Wayne in a boutique shop in Brighton
CUNT in shot glasses Taken by Wayne in Matalan, New Malden
CUNT Arranged and taken by Wayne in Knights Garden in Woldingham
CUNTS and POO in block letters Taken by Richard and Vicki. Thanks
In Paperchase this time, and the letters were just there.. so I had to. CUNTS
Cunt Shit Belend And another find from my grandson, Jake. Thanks handsome… it’s a belter!
Dick in gold mirror letters It’s back to B&M in Crawley.
FUCK Arranged and taken by Wayne in Knights Garden in Woldingham
GASH in mugs Taken by Wayne in Tesco, New Malden
Liz Truss is a cunt in self-adhesive letters Thanks to Zoe for submitting this one.
CUSTOMER NOTICE Hahahaha. Thanks to Lizz for this one. Excellent. And notice how there are no vowels out on display?
Pedo Arranged and taken by my wonderful grandson. Superb. Glad to see the tradition continuing through the generations.
PENIS and BOOB in self-adhesive letters Taken by Richard and Vicki. Thanks
SHAG in fluffy dog bones Taken by Wayne in B&M, Crawley
SLAG in mugs Taken by Richard and Vicki. Don’t try denying it… your reflections are most of the mugs. Lol. Thanks
SLAG in festive slippers Taken by Wayne in B&M, Crawley
S&M in mirror’ed letters Taken by Wayne in B&M, Crawley
Tit Vag I saw this one online.
TWAT in make up purses Taken by Wayne in a boutique shop in Brighton
VAG in mirror’ed letters Taken by Wayne in B&M, Crawley
Knob Head I saw this one online, through Facebook. I left the watermark in the image, respectfully.
Shit in mirror letters Still in Asda on the A3 and these are hanging letter for the Christmas tree.,
SLAG Arranged and taken by Wayne in Tesco’s Sutton
SPANK Arranged and taken by Wayne in Tesco’s Sutton