These are some of the loveliest comments that folk have written/said about me and/or the website...
Yes, alright... it's blow your own trumpet time... what of it?
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It is such a relief for me to have you here. I mean that! Thank you.
Wendy, March 2022
With you just there, I don't feel so alone with it all.
Wendy, February 2022
Jake: I love you so much Grandad ❤️❤️❤️ I am going to give you the biggest cuddle EVER when I see you next.
Me: Wow. Steady. That nearly made me cry.
Jake: 😁 Well I mean it. It came straight from my heart where I will always be thinking of you and Jezz. Miss you both so much.
Jake, January 2022
We got all day together tomorrow, I’m so looking forward to it. Love you my husband. 😘🥰😍💋
Jezz, December 2021
Your website is a living archive of your life and I could easily get absorbed for several hours, never mind 5 minutes. You kind of cover…well everything. Better than Facebook, much more engaging.
Kiera, November 2021
Thank you so much for such a fun fun day. My tummy and my ribs are seriously aching from where we laugh so much. I do love you so much.
Nikki, November 2021
To my Dads, that was the best wedding I’ve been to EVER!
I want to thank you so much for including the boys in your wedding. It meant so much to them (and to me).
This weekend I have been showered in compliments of credit for the boys and I watched them all weekend in an environment with the loveliest people, where they could be themselves. You have shown my boys that anything is possible and love is love, and I am so lucky that they have you both as grandparents.
I love you both forever ❤️ and I hope to see you both soon.
Kelly, November 2021
...anyone to spoil your friendship is mad, you’re a very, very special friend...
Nikki, November 2021
I may not say it often enough but thank you for always being there when I need you. You're the best and I love you. ❤️
Amanda, November 2021
Thank you. You always have the right things to say and you always have the answers. Do I drive you absolutely nuts by relying on you so much for the answers and always the right advice? I don’t want to ever get on your nerves.
Nikki, October 2021
I love you so so much. I think about you every every every single day. In fact, quite a few times a day. I just think I’m so lucky to have a brother like you. I am absolutely The Luckiest Girl In The World.
I adore you and I just love you and I just love being with you and spending time with you... it’s better than a night out with friends. I just love you, love you, love you. Have a lovely day.
Nikki, September 2021
Hey Grandad, I haven’t seen you in a while and when I saw this I thought of you because you always shine love on us every time we visit, miss you so much. ❤️
Jake, August 2021
I bet you could write a book with your stories! I love your attitude to life mate - top geezer!
Dan, June 2021
Awe, I love you so very much. Thank you for my flowers; they're beautiful. I loved today, as always. You always make me happy.
Nikki, June 2021
Still in my heart.
Dave, February 2021
You're always there for me and that means so much, I don't think you realise. I know I'm a nightmare.
Amanda, January 2021
You are such a great support to me. I really appreciate it.
Amanda, December 2020
Thank you for being so supportive. You really are the best brother I could wish for.
Amanda, November 2020
Hey, you're the bloody best bruv. I just love ya more and more. Awe! Thanks for helping Zo out.
Nikki, October 2020
I am writing to thank you for your tireless efforts... I have been amazed and impressed by your contributions... and I am really impressed to see how the service was doing this through your website... I would like to thank you for everything you do, and have done for so many years... it has made a real difference to our patients and I know it is greatly appreciated by the clinic staff.
Jacqueline Totterdell, Chief Executive, St George’s University Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust, June 2020
I can't tell you how proud I am of the way you've completely revolutionised the website (not this website, by the way) - it's now such a brilliant front door for the service. It's such a great template going forward and I think it's important that we hold ourselves to the standard that you have set.
Bernard, June 2020
One of the funniest people I know.
Barbara, April 2020
Why are you so weird?
Lila, Great-Niece, February 2020
Thank you for being so understanding, it’s very rare to chat to a guy like yourself, you seem a really nice guy.
Phil in Croydon (on a dating app), February 2020
Omg Wayne, you're so kind. I have very few special people around me and you're one of them.
Tim, November 2019
Thank you for being an amazing human being.
A guy from Grindr, October 2019
You never fail to make me laugh. I love you.
Vicki, October 2019
Thank you for listening to me earlier... it really helps, talking to you. You have such a way of making me feel calm. You seem to understand.
Mother, September 2019
Just read the email, you're great as always and I don’t think there is anyone who can think and write as good as you.
Tim, August 2019
Fanx. U always make me feel better when I talk to you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Nikki, May 2019
Thank you for today, well, every day really. You have no idea how much of a support you are to me. Love you xxx
AC, April 2019
Thanks love... for always being there... you're the best.
I know we missed lots growing up but I'm glad you're in my life now. Love you x
Amanda, March 2019
You make me proud... give me hope... you are strong and a survivor.
a guy from a dating app, March 2019
Dad 😍 what you did for us yesterday absolutely blew us away, it was so funny and then made me cry.
Kelly, March 2019
Amazing video, you certainly caused the tears to flow. The poem at the end was simply beautiful. Kelly was so so overwhelmed by what you did x
Deborah, March 2019
I had such a good time, laughed so much and that’s because of you xx I love your company xx
Michele, February 2019
I know I can trust you 100%, always.
Michele, December 2018
You are a star Wayne and I’m proud to say I know you.
Dawn, October 2018
I have this grandad
He is super funny
I laugh so hard it hurts my tummy
Acting like a child,
His fashion sense is wild,
He always gives me treats
And he plays cool beats
I wish I could see him more
But unfortunately, I’m very poor
I rely on my mum to drive me there
To show him that we care
He always gives me hugs and kisses
And special grandad wishes
I wish he could be my brother
And not father to my mother
I love my Grandad Wayne
He takes away the rain ❤️
Jake (Grandson), July 2018
My favourite thing about my dad is he doesn’t just listen to respond, he listens to understand.
Kelly (Daughter), July 2018
I love you so much, Dad. Everyone said such lovely things about you today. I was so proud. You have been a key support for Mum.
Kelly (Daughter), April 2018
You really are so special and thoughtful and clever. I love you with all my heart.️
Nikki, March 2018
Thank you, Cinders... you're a real friend.
Gary, December 2017
Thank you so much for today, I absolutely loved every second.
Ethan (Grandson), December 2017
That was fantastic and I'm so glad we got to see Jezz too. Love you so much. The boys are so happy. Ahh Dad, I nearly cried watching them hug you, so much love. You are very generous and we love you immensely.
Kelly (Daughter), December 2017
Hi Grandad Wayne, it's Jake. Love you so much. You're the best...
You're the best Grandad that has ever been invented in the big wide world.
Jake (Grandson), December 2017
Just remember whatever age you are, you are a warm caring loving loveable person.
Amanda, April 2017
You make me laugh like I haven't laughed for a long time and I love you for it.
Amanda, March 2017
You are indeed a very pleasant fellow and uber-sexy too. Hugs and kisses.
Richard, December 2016
I would say he's my bestest closest-ever buddy in the whole wide world who totally gets me and understands me. We have the most amazing bond. I love him like one of my children, from the moment I struggled to lift him out of his cot in our house in Tolworth when he was about 8/9 months and I was 3'ish. I held him tight and close to my heart knowing I would always hold him there and protect him forever and ever.
Nikki, December 2016
I trust you with my life.
Wendy, May 2016
I love you with all my heart. Thank you for always being there for me and all your extra love and support.
Nikki, February 2016
I think that your website is the best and may I add that you are an absolute hero. You have given me a couple of hours of joy.
Lucy from Derby, January 2016
Dad, I want to say a happy new year to you now. As it won't be possible later. You have had such a change this year and your anxiety and worry that you had, you faced it and made the big move. You've got a wonderful home and now Jezz in work and you've faced all the challenges for the better.
I love you and I hope 2016 is a healthy happy year for you xxx
Kelly (Daughter), December 2015
Thank you so much. You know everything, Wayne.
Irene, July 2015
You really are my best friend and the main one in my life. I rely on you too much sometimes, like this week... you've been so patient and kind with me while I've been stressing about with this bloody paperwork. I love you so much with all of my heart... I really don't know what I would do without you. Thank you for being my brother and best buddy xxxxxxxxxx
Nikki, December 2014
I really love you. I seriously don't know what I would do without you. You're the only one in my whole life that's always understood me and totally gets me and is there for me. Thank you xxxxxxx
Nikki, March 2014
It's not happiness I lack, I think it's security and you give that to me... Awww, Dad, I love you so much. You install strength in me that I can't get from anyone else.
Kelly (Daughter), July 2013
Wayne is a wonderful spirit and a really true mate to have around. Cousin Chris loves your wit - as we all do - and it's all clean. Well done Wayneeee (as Mags would say).
Irene, January 2013
Wayne, you really made a difficult day something to remember with a smile on your face. Thank you x
Chris, January 2013
I was thinking of you last week when a friend of mine was wishing she had a gay friend (watching too much Sex And The City,) and I said proudly; I have the best gay friend, and I'm not sharing. Lol. X
Melanie, January 2012
I love you! And your crispy lasagne. I can't wait to see you. You relieve my headache just thinking about you x
Kelly (Daughter), January 2012
You are the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.
Jezz, September 2011
I want you to know that you've been better than a best friend to me of late and I will always need you.
Kelly (Daughter), February 2011
Thank you for your help this morning. I really do value our friendship and think how lucky I am with you in my life...
David W, February 2011
I don't think anyone would have a problem liking you, Wayne.
Dr Wai Yee Ho, February 2011
Hey dad, just want to say that I find you very insightful and I love listening to you when you're advising me; you always help me step outside myself and look at things clearly. Thank you and love you, xx
Kelly (Daughter), October 2010
You are so intelligent about many many things and all this must have moulded who you are and how you think today, which I believe is fantastic, I love who you are and so do many others.
Kelly (Daughter), September 2010
You're unique, one of a kind, special, incomparable and totally fantabulosa. I am proud to call you my best mate.
David J, July 2010
I love how you have updated your website. It's clear and you have put a lot of time and effort into it as well as a few tears.
Jamie G, June 2010
I love you with all my heart just the way you are. Becoming closer to you has meant more to me than you'll ever know and I can honestly say you make me smile and laugh more than any other bloke on this Earth!
Kelly (Daughter), June 2010
No one in this world makes me feel so safe, supported and understood as you do, that's more than a friend, it's being my dad and I feel you do it so well. Love you and thank you. x
Kelly (Daughter), June 2010
You are the nicest human being I have ever had the pleasure to meet and the only life form from Carshalton Boys I have kept in touch with. My daughter has got a hamster that looks like you and she calls it Wayne!
Lee C, December 2009
Oh, Wayne, you have a habit of cheering me up from the depressive pit of life I wallow in from time to time...like a life jacket of friendship, you keep me from drowning in dribbling lunacy.
David J, June 2009
I love you, Mr Alton, you never fail to bring a smile to my face!
Emma, May 2009
That was the funniest night I've had for a long time last night. Thanks once again for your company. Once again you've brought a smile to my face. All this time you've been at the other end of a piece of fibre and the light didn't shine! How's that?
Gaz, September 2008
Wayne's website is witty, sharp and from the heart. All the best and keep up the good work.
Chris W, June 2008
I get to certain points in my life and I need you. Christ, I want to snog you.
Dave B, February 2008
Hi, thanks again to you and Jezz. I don't know what I would do without your help. You've always got the answers and help me. Love ya' lots and lots.
Nikki, December 2007
Wayne... you always make me smile.
Diane S, July 2007
Take care and drive carefully... I couldn't do without you!
Dad, July 2007
Just wanted to say a very big thank you for coming over and sorting me out. Your technical services are excellent and you make problems so easy to solve and float away.
Irene, March 2007
The website is fabulous and if I'm feeling a little low, I go straight to the millions of jokes.
David W, February 2007
Thanks, lover, you're number 1 xxxxxxxx
Tim, November 2006
Waynie, I love your website. It's fantabulous! I love you lots and think of you often.
Kate, November 2006
Yes, but the only one I trust and love lots as my true friend is you. You have never hurt me and you know when I am not joking and you know when not to wind me up.
Nicky W, October 2006
...it's just Wayne knows me so well and he manages to keep me sane. I just trust him so much and know that what he says to me is for my own good 'cos he would never hurt me, that's why I turn to him.
Noel, July 2006
Thanks. You're my star. Love you so much, miss you when I am far away.
Nicky W, July 2006
You make me happy always. I'm truly lucky to have someone as special as you in my life.
Simon, June 2006
You have perfect skin.
Scott, June 2006
Fabulous website... just like the man himself!
Emma, June 2006
Wayneeeee..you're a f***ing genius. As always.....Thank you. Love Maggie x
Maggie, May 2006
Well, you'll certainly win the Gorgeous Grandad competition at Butlins...
Mike O, April 2006
You and I were 'right couple, wrong time'... we could have been beautiful, but now we're beautiful friends.
Nigel, April 2006
I don't think you realise how much you sparkle ... you do and you ooze sexual energy.
Mike K, March 2006
He's just such a fantastic guy, I can see why you're so fond of him.
Brenden, January 2006
Thanks, Waynie...you are my star. I appreciate it... Thanks for being such a fantastic friend to my buddy and such a wonderful friend to me. You are one in a trillion and I also love you Waynie... I love and appreciate all that you do for me.
Karel, Dec 2005
Why do I miss you when you're not next to me? Thanks for all you do for me.
Nicky W, November 2005
I love you so much. I don't know what I would do without you.
Nikki, August 2005
I think Wayne's website is great and it gets better and better all the time. Keep up the good work, Wayne.
Mark F, May 2005
I think it's bloody marvellous... best site on the web and that Wayne and Jezz are terrific... oh what else was I supposed to say, Wayne? I forgot! Oh yes, and Wayne is the best person in the whole world.
Jeff, February 2005
Well, I bow to your sites superior content to mine - ok? There's nothing more to say.
Gavin, December 2004
You've got everything here, haven't you? News, updates, funnies, memorabilia, tributes and special offers from your shopping trips. Most entertaining. Ever thought of running your own web-based radio station?
Pete, October 2004
I have become an addict to this site. Nothing more to say, is there? Even though we don't talk often, it's nice to know that you are there and nice to have a friend like you, Wayne.
Afife, August 2004
Your site, Wayne, is always full of interesting facts and pictures and a joy to read. As I don't always get the chance to see or chat with you, it's a great way to keep up with what you've been doing. You're a fantastic guy, Wayne and I hope that we can always be friends.
Paul H, August 2004
Wayne, like yourself, I find your website fun, interesting, full of life and your personality oozes from every section. It's well thought out and... well... just brilliant.
David J, August 2004
I'm lying here in bed thinking about all the things I like about you and it's making me happy. I love you so very much Wayneee.
Vickioli, June 2003
Thanks for listening. You seem to know how I'm feeling (and why) more than I do...
Nikki, May 2003