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My boy is a man
NOOOOO… though when I said to him: “You’re a young man now, you’re not my boy anymore.” He said, “no, I’m still your boy.” That’ll do for me! My grandson, Ethan, is 18 years old, today.
Dinner at Vicki’s
Jezz and I went to Handcross and visited our olé pal, Vicki. We had dinner with her which was bangers and mash (posh style), accompanied by red wine to drink, and for dessert, cherry pie with custard and cream and fresh berries. I had a gallon of tea, too. What a gorgeous afternoon. I adore…
Loyal to Rob & Tony’s
I’ve been going to Rob & Tony’s barbers for more than 14 years. I’ve remained loyal to them and have become so fond of them, I can’t imagine needing or wanting to anywhere else. I usually go with Jezz and it’s become the norm for Jezz to go to Rob’s chair and for me to…
Our first homemade bubble tea
One of the birthday gifts from Jezz was a Babo bubble tea kit, and last night we made it. It’s a Jasmine tea made ordinarily, but then we added the passion fruit syrup sachet, filled the glass with cold water and ice and emptied the pot of babo popping bubbles and stir.
Meal out: Taş Steak Restaurant
Jezz and I meet up with Nikki, Caiger and Michèle at the Turkish restaurant, Taş in North Cheam. Food, service, and company were all lovely. The occasion was to celebrate my 57th birthday.
Resident Pages
2 November 1924 – 12 April 2008
“The biggest loss in my life that is… my dear father. He continues to live on inside of me: with his laughter in my mind and his love in my heart. Broken and lost, I spend the never-ending task of picking up the pieces… and re-living some of my most cherished memories that have Dad in them.” ~ Wayne
This section of the website is a tribute to those who have been near and dear to me during their life but have now passed on.
On Saturday 6th November 2021, Jezz and I got married. It was also a celebration of Jezz’s 50th birthday and our 21st anniversary.
This page has links to almost all the mini-videos that I have created over the years. Some are humorous, some nostalgic or feature a particular event, and some are in memory of a loved one.
This page is all about the cars that I have either had the privilege to drive or ones that I have owned or co-owned. Some of the photos are of the actual car but of the ones where I didn’t take a photo at the time, I have had some fun trying to find one that best matches the car.
Here’s a page of photos created from using an iPhone app called Halftones that started a trend of photo editing in comic strip style, just for a laff.
waynealton.com has its own recommendations page: if there’s a business you’re after, then have a look to see if we used a company in the same line of work from someone… if they were fab, they’ll be on this page!
We would like to remind our infrequent visitors of the “Previous Quotes” page. Some folk have contributed to waynealton.com over the years without even knowing it! The Previous Quotes page is all about wacky, hysterical, inappropriate and even beautiful statements that have been said by mostly those near and dear.
My fascination of the underwear brand Step One has meant that I have collected over 90 pairs since I bought my first pair, 12 April 2022. So far, my collection has cost £1,384.13, but if you include the pairs I’ve bought for Jezz as well, the grand total is £2,473.16, as of April 2024.
I’m in love with my underwear… what can I say?
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We haven’t watched this yet, but I have watched the movie. So I may give it a go. X